I love them … from the depths of my very soul I do. I couldn’t ask for better friends, but their judgement of photographs for the world to see are much to be desired. I mean really … it’s one thing to mindlessly add the pics to Facebook but there’s no excuse when the time has been taken to tag them. Do no bells go off in their heads that chime of pointlessness, or worse … Jodene has a reputation-ness?
And with that … here are some of the finest moments when I have gone “WTF … oh, of course, only (insert name) would post such a #$&% pic!!
Exhibit A:
Let’s begin with the picture that caused all the stir shall we? This one was taken by precious Twinkletoes who is completely rigid about what pics of him find their way to Facebook! But nooooo … the ‘I’m a Lady, I do Lady things’ face is absolutely horrific!
Well didn’t this one just totally cause a stir with an equally inappropriate caption. Yes, that is my kneeling in front of a very dear male friend of mine. No, I wasn’t demonstrating talents … in actual fact, I was crouching and clenching with all my might to not pee from laughing … what’s worse, right?
Here’s the first of the “what’s the point” ones. I mean seriously? Yes, it’s me … not only do I look as though I have fallen down the back of the couch, I managed to cover the rest of me with my very own hand. This is the work of Greggie who doesn’t notice anyone else when he’s in the pic because he always look FABULOUS!
This is Hustler Girl’s photographical skills. It looks as though I’m being drawn into the light .. don’t look into the light Jodene, don’t look into the light!
Can you see me? No seriously, can you see me? Yes, I was tagged … foot in face and all
And then of course, no matter how badly your friends represent you … your family always take the cake. Yep, I’m the scrawny one with the glasses! Thanks sis
On a little ‘project me’ note, there are very few pics of me until the year before I made ‘project me’ public. It has taken months of hard work to see my beauty, deal with my body issues and post pics for the world to see. Over the last few months I have been totally chilled about the pics my friends put on Facebook and tag me in … because this is me! If you have been following this blog for a while and you know all the bitching and crying over pics, you will know just how very far I have come.
This is a celebration of the love I feel my friends and family feel for me and the beauty they see in the precious moments they catch me not posing! Thanks to each of you for your horrific pics of me and for helping me see the beauty in them!
Lastly … In my new found boldness I posted a long awaited Organic Orgasm blog post today, entitled Saving your sex drive when stress and health gets in the way http://tinyurl.com/6bmazaj. I got a little more personal and it took bravery, but thanks to Hustler Girl and Greggie for all the support as I follow my dreams and let my voice be heard in the world! One kick from each of you in the butt and I pressed ‘publish’!
With courage, consciousness & a sense of humour
Oooh, I can feel the workaholic kicking in. You would think that after a year of ‘project me’ and workaholic syndrome being the focal point for most of the year, that I would be able to tick it off the ‘unhealed’ list. Damn, it’s a bitch that traits, addictions or issues don’t just get erased from life after a good dose of attention. Sigh …
It’s an hour after the end of the working day and my stats are low, my blurb for the ‘project me’ media pack still isn’t done, my letter to my awesome sponsors has been sitting at the bottom of the screen for two days now, The Project Me Community is still flying stealth Continue reading
With courage, consciousness & a sense of humour
I don’t miss a day of blogging often, but after all the excitement yesterday I went to sleep bloggless. It usually takes me ages to catch up the day but despite all the aches and pains in my butt, I’m blogging twice today … and for such a great reason.
It’s Hustler Girl’s birthday and I’m taking this special opportunity to dedicate this post to my very special friend and sponsor of ‘project me’. Continue reading
Firstly, I can’t believe that there are only 65 days to go until the end of the year. I remember thinking I was nuts to try and attempt blogging every day for a year and I can’t believe how time has flown. Now I’m beginning a countdown to year two. Interestingly, I could run away from the commitment on days like these but as we know those are the moments that I cling to ‘project me’ most of all and that I find security in my blogging. Continue reading
It’s officially out there and splashed across YouTube.
I am totally proud of what I do but I can’t fake the fears and issues I have about the first content of Organic Orgasm going live. Continue reading
Today was the second session of body stress release therapy and I woke up with three burning concerns. Insomnia, midnight starvation and where is the leaking spinal fluid now?
In my world those were my only concerns when I woke up. My most natural anticipation was making it through a day without a pain pill or being able to sit for a period of time without eventually having to deal with an increasingly painful nerve being pinched in my spine and traveling all the way down to my toes. Continue reading
There’s no way that I can go to sleep tonight without blogging after the longest, most daunting and exciting four days of my personal and professional life.
If I had ever thought that ‘project me’ would have taken me on the ride it has over the past few days I think I wouldn’t have dared start it in the first place. It’s moments like this that makes me realise why we don’t get a glimpse into our futures. We would run a mile if we saw what was ahead of us. Continue reading
This really is a short one because tonight is he last push for Sexpo and I want to be well rested. I promise to do a blog about the whole experience because it sure was one.
I’m so excited that my friend Irvin has agreed to jump on board with project me and he is coming to the talk tonight to take pics. Its seems that I have my very own photographer. Continue reading
Everything has managed to stall this blog today. Firstly I was exhausted from my first night at Sexpo and then there has been internet trouble the whole day so let’s hope that this post happens at some point today.
I really have to rest as much as possible today because I can’t lie that my body was exhausted at the end of the day yesterday. So … I guess you wanna know about Sexpo? Continue reading
I have this little obsession. Alright, I admit to having a few of them but that’s for another blog. Today it’s about the obsession with my stats and social networking followings. Some might think it’s unhealthy but I think that it drives me to achieve more, write more and connect more. On the other hand, it has made me realise that I need to grow a thick skin … and fast! Continue reading





















